"Baby It’s Cold Outside" is the "Blurred Lines" of Christmas songs.
puppies are touchable happiness
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
Look at that grin. She’s so fucking pleased with herself.
One smart motherfucker.